Friday, January 20, 2012

Rorschach test

(Author is aware that the test steps below are completely ludicrous. It is 
indicated as such for the purpose of humor only.)


Ink-blot test is pass-fail.
No. 2 pencils required.
Timer is set.
Please begin.

11 comments:

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    1. Mmh, hmn. Pass. Good, you!

      I see a hurricane looming, swirling from outer space. Oh, and it has fleas.

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  2. I see a small mouse which has been spun into a web that pitched into a pot of honey then fell to the floor in a cloud of dog hair

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    1. Pass!

      I can't quite make out if you identify more with the tarred-and-feathered mouse, or if you are the webmaster that wrote "Some pig" before Templeton came along.

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  3. Rorschach (noun) - The sound one makes when something like this is stuck in one's throat.

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  4. I see an excessively over-sized version of this, filling the little house in chatham's kitchen next christmas.

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    3. For wholesale prices from distribution center:

      http://www.stoutkennels.com/Grooming_at_Stout_Kennels.html

      (wait for the screen to change, from the black lab getting bathed next to a woman, to the next picture of groomed black dog (Digs) standing behind raw material.

      1) Author notes error with posting. Copies, hits Delete, reposts nonsensical reply with change. 2) Author, again, notes another error, erroneously makes adjustment, copies, hits Delete, reposts. 3) Author does not know deleted replies remain as blog material. 4) Author sheepish. 5) Author looks up correct spelling for "ouroboros" because posting-deleting debacle has become snake swallowing its tail. 6) Author realizes she has mistakenly perceived outside interest, puts laptop down, and steps away slowly.

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