Monday, November 14, 2011

Monkey ball bumper crop

Do not be fooled by the legend of
monkey balls
(commonly known as Osage Oranges)

Do they, in fact, repel spiders?

We placed them near entry ways--
examine evidence below. 
Funny thing is...
this spider appeared two days after monkey ball was placed on the floor.
Photo is unretouched.
Snopes failed me.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

What ruined Christmas 2007?


Test your memory. Can you guess what ruined Christmas?

Was it our Fat Bastard Christmas tree?


Was it Gammy almost choking to death?


Or, did it involve...
yule tide tonsil stones?